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NERD SPACE AFFAIRS

*** URGENT *** WE HAVE LOST OUR CEO *** URGENT *** PLEASE HELP ***

HELLO and WELCOME to the offical website of NERD SPACE AFFAIRS. we are a very serious and very profesional company!!!

we have a PROBLEM. our CEO got in to a rocket to go and fight ALIENS. (you may of just seen him leave.) he said he would be back in five minutes. he did not come back. he is not answering the email with the subject line URGENT!!!!!! we have sent it several times.

without him NOBODY knows how anything works. the website is broken (you can tell). the plants are dying. someone started a meeting and it is still going. we tried to turn the company off and on again and it did not help.

if you have seen this man PLEASE scroll down and look at the WANTED poster. there is a REWARD. thank you for you're help.

sincerly,
the staff

UPDATE: the aliens he was fighting have got in to the website. they are between you and the WANTED poster. you will have to zap them. sorry!!

⬇ SCROLL DOWN ⬇

You are visitor 000001

⚠ WILD ALIEN APPEARED ⚠

it is blocking the way to the poster. tap it to zap it!!

let's check if you are
fr our CEO.

birthday cake

only the real CEO can blow these out. tap to light the candles. (your phone will ask for the microphone, so you can blow.)

the ceo has been found.

u have worked harder this year than anyone i know and everyone sees that but i want to acknowledge it even further. what a busy bee (on the verge of dying from stress)

u are kind in a way you do not take credit for. and you have grown so much since february. you talk a lot more now(sorry), you take up space, you are not as shy the way you were and now you enjoy people (huge progress from refusing to talk to them whatsoever)

so i believe you. when you said the probability of anything you want to achieve is one, i believed you then and i believe you more now. go and build the rockets. not after the exit, not after the next thing. you are twenty and london is lucky to have you, it just does not know it yet.

happy birthday, oscar.

with love, aru.